-: Random Funnies :-

"I'm so cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month! I'm so hip I have trouble seeing over my pelvis!" - Zaphod Beeblebrox, Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by."
- Douglas Adams

"If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing."
- Kingsley Amis

"For the man who has everything... Penicillin."
- F. Borquin

"I tried talking to myself once, but I stopped because I got too many stupid answers." -Darius Zondalis (Sword&Sorcery RPG)

-: Little Brother Quotes :-

"Whoa! Something appeared and now I am surprised!", Azri, playing Grandia II when the Hero was ambushed.

"Wait here. I have to go kill people", Azri, playing MGS2, talking as Rayden to Emily.